
Love Tila Tequila, or think she's a waste of clothing (the few times she chooses to wear any), you gotta hand it to this reality TV star: She knows how to stay in the news.
Following rumors that Tila hooked up with Justin Long in Las Vegas, this celebrity gossip guru proved adept at selling mystery over admission. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and it should just stay there," Tequila toldUs Weekly about the supposed make out session. "I don't remember anything."

This could be due to diminished brain capacity, too much alcohol on the night in question or - most likely - both.
As for her romance with Courtenay Semel?
"Everything is cool," Tequila said. "We made a pact to not talk about our relationship anymore. It tends to cause a lot of strain in our relationship."
Okay then. What about choosing between men and women, Tila?
"I just go with my feelings. If one day you are into someone and the next day, you meet someone else that you are into, just go with what your heart wants. There is no rules. I follow my heart."
Not to mention the closest photographer.


The San Diego District Attorney will not prosecute NFL star Shawne Merriman after Tila Tequila said he choked her and trapped her in his mansion last week.
"After a thorough review of the investigation into the incident at the home of Shawne Merriman, we have determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed," the D.A.'s office said. "The case is now closed."
San Diego Chargers General Manager A.J. Smith said of his star player: "It's good news for Shawne. We're happy things worked out for him on the legal front."
Tila called 911 after allegedly being choked and restrained by the linebacker at his home in Poway, Calif., last Sunday, and had Merriman arrested for assault. Police said Tequila, who was hospitalized, appeared to have been drinking heavily. Merriman said he was trying to restrain her from leaving and driving drunk.
Whatever the reason, no charges were filed against Merriman. But Tila's rep is not letting the issue die (surprised?) lashing out at the D.A. via this statement:
"Tila Tequila is the victim of a violent crime. The San Diego D.A.'s decision not to press charges against Shawne Merriman for the battering of Tila Tequila demonstrates an unconscionable negligence in the discharging of their public duties."
"We strongly feel that justice has not been served in this matter."
"Obviously, The San Diego Charger's [sic] NFL franchise brings millions of dollars in revenue to the city of San Diego, and it appears clear that other interests are being served by the DA's office than the upholding of the law."
"A young woman was violently beaten and choked, and the physical evidence is both overwhelming and disturbing. Tila's account of these events has remained consistent from the beginning, while Merriman's story has changed repeatedly."
"Just because the DA made this reckless decision doesn't mean that justice will not be served. No one is above the law. Tila Tequila will immediately begin pursuing civil charges against Shawne Merriman and she will have her day in court."
Tila Tequila has a large pair of breasts and... not much else to offer society.
Therefore, it's nice to see the bisexual celebrity at least putting her one asset to good use.
She's taking part on an online auction sponsored by the Keep A Breast Foundation, which donates all money received for painted, plaster breast casts to cancer research, detection and prevention.
So far, the highest bid for a copy of Tila's boobs is $44,500. The auction will be open through November 6.
“I am so excited to be able to work with Keep A Breast Foundation!” Tila wrote on her blog. “It’s a great charity... and now my boobies are at $44,500.00!!. Incredible!!! I’m gonna cry of joy!"

Tonight is a total paparazzi dream: Two parties on Robertson Blvd, and one has Lindsay Lohan on the guest list.The first stop for me and the girls from The Hills and The City is the Undrest lingerie store party, where Lo Bosworth said she came to pick up some sexy things for her boyfriend.Don't know who he is? That's because he's not on the show."We've been dating six months and he has no interest in being on the show," she told me.Whitney Port made a quick appearance, swooping in and out (with gift bag in hand) in under an hour. Super-skinny Stephanie Pratt says she hasn't upped her gym routine, and I actually just saw her eat sushi and two bites of a Sprinkles cupcake before ditching the remainder of the treat. That's her secret! (Or maybe she owes her svelte figure to cutting out alcohol? She's due in court in the morning to be arraigned on a DUI charge.)And where's Lohan? Follow me...Down the street at Kitson Men, Lindsay just showed up, causing a photo frenzy at the Nu Pop Movement party. And it started raining—a total rarity in L.A.—so she even had an excuse not to do interviews! Inside, LiLo smoked and played with her Blackberry before heading into the store to shop for free—and shop she did, scoring tons of swag.As she checked out headbands, I could see she had a red mark on her right arm near her most recent tattoo. When Linds scored a free watch from the line, she joked about giving it to her estranged dad.Don't get your hopes up, Michael.Bridget Marquardt came in with boyfriend Nick Carpenter and made a beeline for the bar. My kinda gal! Come back tomorrow for video and more gossip from the starry scene.

Cindy Crawford's the only one who takes photos for money in this bunch.The supermodel and husband Rande Gerberwere targeted by a would-be extortionist who had in his possession a "sexy" photo of the couple's then 7-year-old daughter and wanted to make a deal so the pic "wouldn't end up in the tabloids," according to a federal criminal complaint filed Tuesday. The couple told investigators that Edis "Eddie" Kayalar, who has since been deported back to his home country of Germany, called them in July, claiming to be a "good person" who just wanted to help them out.
According to the complaint, Kayalar told them that the photo, in which their young daughter was gagged, dressed in shorts and a T-shirt, and tied to a chair, "just wasn't right" and he was "bothered" by it.
Presumably pretty horrified, Gerber and Crawford say that they had no idea such a photograph, which the family's former nanny has admitted to taking "as a prank," even existed.