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Lisa Rinna has spent a lifetime getting fake parts placed on her body.
Now, the actress is trying to make some real cash money off those procedures.
Rinna has released "Rinnavation." While we can appreciate the pun of a title, we can't fathom why anyone would spend one cent to read about someone getting lots of plastic sugery.
Then again, we couldn't fathom why anyone would wanna see Rinna nude inPlayboy, either, but that magazine paid her a lot to don her birthday suit.
There needs to be a separate wing for Lisa Rinna in the Celebrity Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame. She's the Babe Ruth of tummy tucks, boob jobs and lip implants.
On yesterday's Today Show, the fake actress finally opened up about the latter, explaining why the heck her mouth looks big enough to French kiss every face on Mount Rushmore. At once.
"This is the first time I have told what I have done to my lips. 23 years ago, I had silicone put in my top lip not the bottom lip. [The look] made me who I am. But after years and years, you develop scar tissue," she said.
Earlier this week, when asked about swine flu by, Rinna replied:
"I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house. How do you know it's the swine flu? I don't know but we had all the symptoms. We had it before it came out. I'm serious. I'm dead serious. We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine."
In other words: a couple members of Rinna's family had a high temperature a few weeks ago.
But, hey, when you haven't starred on a show in years, and when you look like this naked, you'll use any incident you can find to grab headlines.
It looks like we put the clothed cart before the naked horse.
A few days ago, a couple photos of Lisa Rinna from her Playboy shoot were leaked. And our staff was both disappointed and relieved to see that the pictorial did NOT actually include any shots of the plastic actress in her birthday suit.
But we were wrong. Lisa Rinna does, in fact, appear nude in Playboy. Very, very nude in Playboy.
A series of new pics from the May 2009 issue have been uncovered, just like the actress herself.
FOLLOW THIS ARTICLE'S JUMP TO SEE WHAT WE MEAN.
Lisa Rinna nude? The actress doesn't see what all the fuss is about.
The star, who will bare it all in Playboy next month, doesn't think her naked pictorial is that big of a deal.
"I'm 45 years old. I look good right now. Why not?" she told Extra. "Why not celebrate the beauty of the female body?"
After all, Rinna says she's most comfortable in her birthday suit.
"I never feel more comfortable than when I am naked taking pictures," she said,. "I don't know what that's about. It's the craziest thing."
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